The Soup Queen

1 From kitchen calamity to soup queen in a week! First, get some inspiration...	2 Get some ingredients	3 Chop some stuff but don't use a big knife in case we have an accident	4 Put the chopped stuff in an oven tray
5 Add some balsamic vinegar	6 Add some Virgins Oil	7 Add some seasoning	8 Bung it in the oven
9 Make some stock	10 Plug in the new toy	11 Try and work out the instructions	12 Look slightly bemused and out of focus by your mothers antics
13 Put the roasted stuff in the new toy	14 Switch it on	15 30 minutes later, delicious hot soup...